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DrMuffinStuffin · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

‘Man to man’. Roy sounds like a drunk man in a bar picking a fight.

TANK926 · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

So Roy Moore refused to debate his opponent, Doug Jones, but is now challenging Jimmy Kimmel to speak to him “man to man”. Kimmel missed an opportunity here to call his bluff. How great would it have been for Kimmel to accept Moore’s proposition and show up in Alabama with a camera crew for an interview.

EarthRester · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

Nah, he’s talking about the old testament kinda christian values. The kind where if you fuck a kid and you refuse to marry her, she gets stoned to death and you owe the father like four goats or something.

ywBBxNqW · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

Breitbart claimed that Roy Moore demolished Kimmel on Twitter and only quoted his bit of that exchange.

The whole thing is so depressing.

just-say-woof · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

I’ve learned the more Christian someone claims to be, the less Christian they actually are. Strange huh? Probably works that way with all religions.

ldn6 · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

> man to man

But I thought Roy Moore hated the gays!

relish-tranya · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

Threatens violence and invokes Christ’s values in the same sentence…

Marne19K · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

They kept going…

Roy Moore: “Jimmy Kimmel, If you want to mock our Christian values, come down here to Alabama and do it man to man.”

Jimmy Kimmel: “Sounds great Roy – let me know when you get some Christian values and I’ll be there!”

Roy Moore: “Despite D.C. and Hollywood Elites’ bigotry towards southerners, Jimmy, we’ll save you a seat on the front pew.”

Jimmy Kimmel: “OK Roy, but I’m leaving my daughters at home! P.S. – wear that cute little leather vest”

https://www.google.com/amp/www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/11/30/roy-moore-and-jimmy-kimmel-spar-after-film-crew-crashes-campaign-speech-at-church.amp.html

Edit: missed one of the tweets

Edit2: Jimmy kept going last night on his show:

On Thursday, Kimmel considered that maybe when Moore tweeted “do it man to man,” he meant he wanted to fight him.

“If you are, I accept by the way. I accept that invitation,” Kimmel said. “There is no one I would love to fight more than you. I will put my Christian values aside just for you and for that fight.”

Kimmel then told Moore that he would “wear a Girl Scout uniform so you can have something to get excited about.”

The late night host told Moore that they should give all the proceeds from the fight to charity.

“My charity will be the women who came forward to say you molested them,” he said.

http://money.cnn.com/2017/12/01/media/jimmy-kimmel-roy-moore/index.html

HighOnGoofballs · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

You know Jesus would throw fisticuffs if someone slighted him, it’s in the bible. Way in the back, you haven’t read it.

greg-michaelson · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

Kimmel should have ended the tweet with “Where do you want to meet? The mall?”

rglitched · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

Moore – “1v1 me IRL u fucking noob”

TalkNerdy_To_Me · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

Dear God….wasn’t expecting to witness Jimmy Kimmel murder someone today.

RIP

DickWeed9499 · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

Threatening someone with violence because they mocked your religious beliefs? The American Taliban at it again.

_DavidH_ · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

* Headline: Jimmy Kimmel EVISCERATES alleged pedophile Roy Moore

* Also a headline: Patriot Roy Moore DESTROYS liberal Hollywood elite Jimmy Kimmel

samuraistalin · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

As an Alabamian…Roy, you can’t even step up to Doug Jones. How you gonna deal with Jimmy Kimmel?

llahlahkje · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

Matthew 18:21-22 – Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, “Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother or sister who sins against me? Up to seven times?”

Jesus answered, “I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times.

===

Roy Moore 18:21-22
The pedo stalked the malls and asked himself, “Lord, how I wish that 20 year old had a sister who I might sins against. How old should she be?”

Moore skeeved, “I tell me, not seven, but seven plus seven.”

cheelsbo · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

Does Roy Moore take notes from the President? This tweet sure sounds familiar.

dave70a · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

Challenging someone “man to man” doesn’t strike me as something particularly Christ-like.

rangi1218 · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

The world needs George Carlin so bad right now

svj111 · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

Why is Roy Moore getting more RTs? Wtf is wrong with Republicans?

TheMooseIsBlue · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

Then Moore replied that he’d save a place in the front pew for Kimmel…who replied that he’d be happy to come but would be leaving his daughters at home.

Tap out, Roy.

cyanaintblue · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

WTF Christian values!!! Why are politicians keen mixing religion with civics and governanace of a society?

Religion is abstract and individualistic that can’t help in any degree to look after a society which made up of people from all sectors with different values we need scientific and rational thought.

Isn’t this the guy who fucks college girls?

bigbammer · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

As an someone from Alabama, I would love for this to happen. If it’s near Central AL, I’d do my best to be there.

Canvasch · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

Sounds great Roy, I’ll meet you at the mall.

stewpidbeatch · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

The exchange was pretty funny. But this one was much better.

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/02utvTo

SongForPenny · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

Roy Moore: He likes to “do it man-to-man”

lurker4lyfe6969 · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

Fucking an underage girl is in the Bible.

montana_man · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

/r/MurderedByWords

Fushinopanic · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

A Senate candidate accused of sexual harassment and statutory rape asking someone to come to them so they could fight seems about as far from Christian as you can get.

vwibrasivat · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

For the curious, here are the “christian values” that Roy Moore refers :

> *Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to Be under obedience as also saith the law.  And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.*

(1 Corinthians. 14:34-35)

Humblehumorist · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

What a coward’s move, calls out Kimmel, to come all the way to Alabama. “Yea come criticize me at my gang’s hideout, where I am allowed to rape little girls, hate black people and homosexuals without any repercussions and call it Christian values”

Meet somewhere impartial. Meet in Detroit, equal ground for both of you.

Anonymous · December 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

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